One day Erma Jean came out to the ranch, and she was one of those people that thought she knew everything, and she didn’t know a thing. So I was told.
Janet was making butter and Erma Jean wanted to do it. So fine, Janet went off and found something else to do. On a ranch, there are always plenty of things that need doing.
Erma Jean finished the butter and called out loudly, “now what do I do?”
Janet checked, and the butter was indeed done, so she told Erma Jean, “now you wash it.”
“Okay, fine. What kind of soap do I use?”
A panicked Janet said, “never mind! I’ll do it.”
To the good ol'days,