I'm glad to know a certain sister hasn't lost her touch for phrasing things, well, uniquely.
Yesterday she and her husband came over and I asked her, "How was your day?"
"It was unusual."
Her husband seemed slightly surprised and asked, "what did we do?"
She answered matter of factly, "you worked."
There was shocked silence in the room. We knew she didn't mean it the way it sounded, but we couldn't believe she'd just said something that funny.
She explained that she thought he had said, "what did I do?"